yo I have to stop being so vague about what time people can come to my house because I have to put pants on at some point but I have no idea when

bangarz:

I just found the best Facebook page

cuntphrase:

unpopularqueen:

I LITERALLY STRUGGLE TO BELIEVE THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVNT TRIED TIM TAMS, VEGEMITE, FAIRY BREAD, WIZZ FIZZ, CHICOS, MINTIES AND CARAMELLO KOALAS
U R MISSING SK MUCH

are those street names for drugs

get to know me meme: 
[2/8] favorite celebrities: sebastian stan

"Is someone there? God, don’t try to lie. You are the worst at this. Remember our safe word."

"Manscaping? Oh, I shouldn’t have said that. "